Florida is such a special state....
LAND O' LAKES, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A nudist community on
Florida's west coast wants to be allowed a clothing-optional polling
site. The Caliente Resorts, located in Pasco County north of Tampa, has approached
election officials about the idea. Nothing in state law would
prohibit it, but the supervisor of elections says he is opposed to creating any
new precincts before redistricting in 2010.
Now, I can see why these people need their own polling site on election day; they are just so damn busy! Tuesdays and Thursdays, especially.
Things to do at Caribe
Daily Activities
10:00am - Spanish
Lessons
Come enjoy an introduction to the Spanish language each day in the
beach bar. Lessons are given by our activities staff and go over the very basics
in a fun, easy going way. In no time at all, you’ll get the hang of it, and all
the staff will help you along.
10:30am - Games
Monday:
Shuffle
Board
Tuesday:
Testicle Toss
Wednesday:
Bocce
Ball
Thursday:
Testicle Toss
Friday:
Darts
Saturday:
Rock
Painting
Sunday:
Bocce Ball
11:00am - Water Aerobics
Join us for a
low impact session in our main beach pool. As with all our activities, the staff
keeps it fun and easy going.
11:30am - Water Volleyball
By far the most
popular activity of the day. Games are open to all guests from beginners to
advanced. If you just want to have fun, laugh or play, water volleyball is for
you. The water volleyball pool is located next to the beach bar.
2:30pm -
Water Volleyball
Because water volleyball at Caliente Caribe is so much fun,
one tournament a day is just not enough for most guests!
3:30pm -
Games
Monday:
Casa Grande Tour & Bocce Ball
Tuesday:
Iced
T's
Wednesday:
Coconut Bowling
Thursday:
Crab
Race
Friday:
Body Painting
Saturday:
Testicle
Toss
Sunday:
Balloon Toss
4:30pm - !Happy Hour! and snack time
Meet
your friends every day (except for Friday) at the main pool for drinks and
snacks!
On Fridays it's a Coco Loco Party with snacks at the beach
bar!
6:30pm - Dinner Dress Themes
Monday:
Glam & Glitter! It's
gonna get Sparkly!
Tuesday:
Red Red Red! Nothing is Hotter than
RED!
Wednesday:
Peek-A-Boo Night! Something See
Through!
Thursday:
Smooth As Silk! Slip into something
silky!
Friday:
Pirate Night! - ARRRG Beach Dinner &
Party!!!
Saturday:
Feathers or Leathers! Decisions,
Decisions!
Sunday:
Sexy Black &White! It,s Ultra-Chic!
10:00pm
- Club Caribe opens and dancing begins!
Love to dance the night away? Then
this is the place for you. Fully air conditioned our new night club, “Club
Caribe” features great sound and mirrored dance floor to party till you drop!
Check out the dance pole! Walk across the room, and you’ll find our full service
bar and conversation lounges where you can talk, laugh, enjoy without ever
leaving the action.
Hot hot hot.
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