"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." Ayn Rand

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

My Favorite Joke

A guy sees an ad for a talking dog for sale, $20.

He goes to the address wondering why someone would be selling a talking dog.

He gets to the house and knocks on the door and a man answers the door. He asks if he came about the ad for the talking dog and the other man says --"Yes, I did."

The man says the dog is in the back room watching television.

The guy who had read the ad headed to the back room and sees a dog lying on a bed watching TV. The dog looks at him and says "Hello".

The guy is amazed that this dog can talk so he asks the dog to tell him about itself.

The dog tells him that he was the only talking dog in his litter and that he had been adopted by a family and stayed with them for awhile then when the World Trade Center was destroyed, he volunteered to search for survivors. A few years after that, he went down south to help look for survivors after Hurricane Katrina. Then he went on to tell how he went to college to study medicine and found a cure for cancer and won the Nobel Prize and then went on a lecture tour.
When the US went to war with Iraq, he went there to hunt terrorists and had personally sniffed out where Saddam Hussein was hiding.

He said he felt like he had done enough and had decided to retire.

The guy goes back out to the man who had placed the ad--"Why are you selling this talking dog so cheap? You could make millions off a talking dog like this!"
The other guy said "Yeah, I know."
"So why are you selling him then?"
The man says--"Because he is a big liar."